Alert!
It has been officially declared that, from this point forward, employees will be charged 0.25 per cookie consumed.
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I know, right. The battle begins between the heavenly virtue of frugality vs. the natural man tendency to consume sugar that is waifing into your nostrils. All of a sudden the word "nostrils" sounds really gross.
I guess it will be good for me. This is probably just what I needed.
But it does make me wonder, who tattled to the C.E.O. that I was eating four cookies a day? Maybe I did. After all, I can't help but confess to everyone who comes into the bank.
Them: "I don't know how you resist these cookies!"
Me: "....I don't! I average four a day!"
People usually chuckle, but then when they realize I'm serious, it gets a little awkward.
But no more! Alas, frugality will win. It was that "poor college student" mentality that got me eating those cookies in the first place (hello, they're free) and it will be that "poor college student" mentality that will keep me from eating them now (hello, they're not free).
This made me laugh out loud. Someday I will have to give you a quarter so you can buy me one of these famous (now infamous!) cookies. :)
ReplyDeleteHah! Loveit. I'm glad I got to snag a few before they imposed this.
ReplyDeleteTsk! Darn.
ReplyDeleteHey, anybody that can look straight at three layers of cookies all day and not eat them, even if they cost 25cents has more will power than I do!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I guess college teaches us more than I thought.
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