Conversations from the Classroom

Child 1: "Ms. Hatch. Beth and I decided that that wet spot on the ground is pee because we smelled it and it smells like pee."

Me: "Really? You decided? That's weird, because it's water."

Child 1: "Oh..."




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 Child 2: (whispered in my ear) "Ms. Hatch, you can let the rest of the class know that they can pet my unicorn when they are done."

Me: "What unicorn?"

Child 2: "The big fluffy one on my desk."

Me: "Huh?"