In order to cope with the fact that I am actually even on an internet dating site, I have started to pull quotes from people's profiles that I find...interesting. Only names have been changed.
"Hey there my name is [Bob], If your looking for a knight in shinning armor, than move on. Cause this knight has dented armor, and has seen the world."
"I've played around with these dating sites in the past and have met some pretty cool girls, even made some good friends, but it's time to get serious."
"I am a shy out-going person. I enjoy making jokes by doing a play on words."
#9 on his list of why you should date him:
"I may not watch the shows on my own time but I am well versed in shows like the Bachelor and So You Think You Can Dance."
"Hi I'm [Jake-O] (as so my family calls me). I love
mtn. Biking, snowboarding, four wheelers, motorcycles, and anything
else like that. I thrive off positivity and when I get enough of it you
will never stop laughing! Im an open book to most everything but to truly get to know me yes it will take effort but I can promise ya I'm defiantly the type of person that is worth having around ;)"
With so many options, and such compelling profiles, I really don't know which one to choose!
It makes me want to create an online dating profile just so I can date you. Creepy much? My mom used to do online dating, much like real dating (in an over 50s single ward) nothing much came about from it. There are lots of good stories too, I'm sure.
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