I'm usually not one to man-hate, and this is not even 1/100th of the bitter diatribe I could say right now, and I'll probably delete this in a few months when I feel ashamed I was ever this bitter enough to blog about it, but I kind of feel like it's long overdue.
So there it is. I said it.
For all the
- Don't ever compare women to food. Especially doughnuts. On any number date.
- Don't ask me why I'm not married at age 27 and inquire specifically about my issues, forcing me to make up some issue I don't actually have.
- Don't ask me about what kind of house I want when we are not even dating.
- Don't play mind-games with your ex-girlfriend and start dating someone you don't even like when YOU were the reason the relationship didn't work out. A new girl is not going to solve your emotional problems, and you're just messing with her emotions, my emotions, and your own emotions.
- Don't text me all the time with absolutely no purpose.
- Don't wait 2 weeks in between each date.
- Don't ask me a question you don't actually want a real answer to.
- Don't try to make a decision about me before you've even built our friendship.
- Don't tell me you want to live next to your mom and dad the rest of your life - if you want any chance with me, wait until I'm already in love with you before telling me that. I don't care how cool your parents are.
- Don't walk another girl to in front of MY (your ex-girlfriend's) CAR and get her number while I walk to my car after an activity. Not classy. At all. And just plain juvenille. Have the respect to do it in private or somewhere else in the parking lot. Don't tell me you don't know what car I have, because I know you know.



