Assignment: write about me in Chinese (yes, I am that egotistical)
Usually very silly student writes: "Ms. Hatch has white hair"
I read it, and confess: "Did you know that I actually DO have white hair?"
Student says: "I know."
Me: "REALLY!?? HAVE YOU SEEN IT??"
Student says: "Yes."
Me: "NO WAY. Then where is it??"
Student proceeds to point out all of the places I have white hair.
Usually very silly student writes: "Ms. Hatch has white hair"
I read it, and confess: "Did you know that I actually DO have white hair?"
Student says: "I know."
Me: "REALLY!?? HAVE YOU SEEN IT??"
Student says: "Yes."
Me: "NO WAY. Then where is it??"
Student proceeds to point out all of the places I have white hair.
OH. MY. GOooooooooSH.
PICK UP PHONE AND MAKE A HAIR APPOINTMENT NOW.