The other day at work I got really bored so I started reading The Daily Universe (the campus newspaper). I noticed that all of the letters to the editors were either about 1. the honor code (complaining about it or defending it) 2. eating meat (against it or for it, complete with doctrinal evidence) or 3. bashing bikers and how they don't know whether they are vehicles or pedestrians.
So...I decided to write an article. Afterall, this is #57 on my list of things to do before I leave this beautiful town.
So I wrote one. It was mostly a satire, meant to be a mockery of all the other articles. Today it got published. And I've had all these "friends" coming out of no where praising its hilarium. Take a look for yourself:








